“Let Your Man Drive, Ladies” by Pasho

“Let Your Man Drive, Ladies”

I don’t care if you also love to drive.
There will be enough occasions where you will have to in this life:
Enjoy the captain’s chair then,
But when you ride with family, 
Let your man be the man again.

I know you’ll say that I’m being sexist, 
Misogynistic, 
But honestly, that isn’t true.
All that I’m really seeking is
What is best for both of you.

You see, when you drive and your man does not
There is something subtle that is happening.
You are leading the family.
Your man is not.
That is emasculating.

Unless you want a beta simp to be the father of your house,
Unless you want your “king” to be nothing more than a little mouse,
It would behoove you both to just let him take the wheel,
For when else will he learn to be a man 
And know exactly how that feels?

For if he drives, he must decern 
Which way to go from where he should not,
He must conjure the confidence within himself 
To be worthy of your love and trust.

He must stop being lazy, 
Allowing you to practice submitting to his will,
If you want a “king” leading your home 
Submission is part of the deal.

You cannot say you want a man who will take good care of you
While you take the reins, 
And dominate, 
And subject him to your rule.
Your children need to see that daddy really is the man,
When mommy acts like one, instead, you’ll confuse their future plans.

Your son won’t know what a man should do; 
For instance, he must lead.
Your daughter will think that being a “boss babe”
Is the only thing to be.

Both will be lonely 
When they eventually 
Reflect upon their lives,

Because you refused to submit as wife,
And made him sit bitch, instead of drive.